Guilty P*ssy Shirt

¥2,368 JPY
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Meet Neo.
He didn’t do it.
But if he did? He’d do it again.

The Guilty P*ssy Shirt is for anyone who understands that cats are:
✔ adorable
✔ menacing
✔ legally unaccountable

This premium tee features Neo mid-guilt spiral—eyes wide, soul haunted, crimes pending. Throw it on and let the world know you support feline nonsense and questionable life choices.

Warning:
May cause strangers to laugh, point, or ask “WHY does that cat look like that?”

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.